Alan (mr_clarinet) wrote in we_are_clique,
Alan
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Alan is here now

AND SOME THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE MY LAD.

In @ this week:

- Creepy kiddy-fiddler is eulogized; Gary Glitter thanks his lucky stars somewhere in Thailand.
- Mordecai is still a cunt.
- I become more pretentious with every passing day

and

- I grow increasingly bored of Alex, am I the only one? I WONDER WHY YOU ARE PERENIALLY SINGLE WHEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT FRIDGE MAGNET ALIGNMENT IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES.
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Hold the big gay phone! Alex is ... single?! I wonder how he feels about it.

Actually, I've said nothing! I don't know who's watching ... *slinks out*
I don't know who's watching ...

I do, I do!
Predictably so!
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

Alex annoys the bollocks off me. He would be nice enough if he would stop being this super-sensitive drama queen. Jesus Alex, are you ever going to just stop and HAVE FUN?
iawtc.
Alex's dating dramas are a bit eyeroll-worthy of late and are especially tame after "such a nice guy but OOPS meth addict" (which, by the way, SAD FACE). Popcorn! Fridge magnets! Too much camp! But I wonder if that just comes with the territory when you're dating.

He's a good laugh and he's got so much more of a sense of humor about himself now, but he's said himself that recently he's just been carrying a lot of baggage around @ at times. At least he recognizes it, I suppose, and he steps away when he sees that things are getting sticky, which is definitely more than I can say for most of @.

I do hope he has a nice date soon though, because the increasing laundry list of Dating Sins that @ compiles during the fallout - not having your own place and a job (and honestly, at the moment? I meet more unemployed people than I do employed), wearing frat couture, lack of fine wine - practically push me further and further into Dateless Wonder territory. And then I have to cry myself to sleep and eat peanut butter and chocolate chip donut sandwiches in bed.
I do have to say that Alex's description of his failed date with the bad movie and kettle corn reminded me of my senile great-aunt's apartment, complete with plastic fruit and Werther's originals.
Yeah, it didn't sound so great, but I like that rather than looking at the bigger picture and being done with it, fridge magnets and popcorn recipes were also scrutinized. If THAT was all that was wrong with the date then you've got problems. But it wasn't even the real problem!
if i serve werthers at my house, will people go away quicker?
Is Mordecai a cunt? I generally quite like him.
He's quote contrarian and pig-headed, but those aren't bad things as far as I am concerned. I sometimes disagree with him, but I generally like him.
Can I love both Alan and Mordecai? is this possible? Interesting new frontiers!

I like Alex and am friendly with him, but I did find the recent "too traumatized to be around couples" thing a bit . . . much? I have single sadness too, but you have to be able to be around couples without having a breakdown or taking their presence as an insult.

Oh wells, it ain't a big deal.

I am happy you are here Alan. You are neat.